Amazing 99+ HNY 2021 JOKEs

Best Funny HNY 2021 jokes - OneLiner

  1. You get it into your head that chirping birds are the Devil's pets.
  2. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "Stay still."
  3. Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as drinking a glass of fresh paint.
  4. The bathroom reminds you of the fairground cry, "Step right up and give it whirl!"
  5. You'd rather chew tacks than be exposed to sunlight.
  6. You set aside an entire afternoon to spend some quality time with your toilet.
  7. You replace the traditional praying on your knees with the more feasible praying in a fetal position.
  8. Your catchphrase is, "Never again."
  9. You could purchase a new fridge on the proceeds from recycling the bottles around your bed.
  10. Your new response to "Good morning," is "Be quiet!"
New Year 2021 Complete Jokes:

  1. What do you tell someone you didn’t see at New Year’s Eve? I haven’t seen you for a year!
  1. My New Year’s resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds, so I look skinnier.
  1. To kick start my New Year: I took an IQ test, and the results were negative.
  1. I resolved to read more so I put the subtitles on my TV.
  1. It’s officially New Year’s Eve, and you only have a couple of hours to do all the things you will resolve not to do in the New Year.
  1. I was going to quit all my bad habits for the New Year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.
  1. My wife still hasn’t told me what my New Year’s resolutions are.
  1. I love it when they drop the ball in Times Square. It’s a gentle reminder of what I did all year.
  1. What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year’s Eve? He got 12 months!
  1. A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
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